The American Medical Association has finally weighed in on Obama's new health care package.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it.
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians thought everyone was laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"
Pediatricians said everyone should grow up.
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons recommended making deeper cuts.
Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons wanted to "put a whole new face on the matter."
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas.
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Most doctors decided to just wash their hands of the whole thing.
But in the end,
The Proctologists won out,
leaving the entire decision up to the buttholes in Washington.
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